on the road
to the lady in the Nissan Pathfinder I passed on the way to work… if you were eating your breakfast with one hand, and talking on your cell phone with the other hand, then what the heck hand were you using to DRIVE?
to the lady in the Nissan Pathfinder I passed on the way to work… if you were eating your breakfast with one hand, and talking on your cell phone with the other hand, then what the heck hand were you using to DRIVE?
if she is like the guy I was behind on his cell phone this morning, she’s wasn’t worried about driving.
prehensile penis under her skirt
One word: thighs.
Friend of mine ended up in an accident on the highway (luckily it was slow traffic and therefore low speed, but still required her car to be towed, while his SUV was peachy). Well, anyhow, he offered to let her call a truck on his cell. When he opened his passenger door, she happened to notice the cell phone was lying on the passenger seat… NEXT TO HIS OPEN AND RUNNING LAPTOP.
Sheesh.
it was her blueberry patch, mate .